Why Do People Read Too Deeply Into My Thoughts
Ever since my mom moved to Florida people act as if I’m supposed to be some damn emotional wreck and for the MILLIONTH TIME I’VE SAID IT…OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!! I AM FINE. Drives me crazy. Here are some of the reasons people have given me as to why I apparently am all depressed without her…
* “You seem bored”
Well when I’m not going to school in the summer, I got no job and I got no car insurance at the moment and can’t go places…WTF do you think, I’m going to be excessively happy? Even if I did move to Florida with her I’d STILL be bored because of similar reasons so yeah
* “You sleep a lot lately”
Well if I stay up late every night and get up early what do you think is going to happen? I keep telling everyone I can’t get a good night of sleep for the past few weeks anyway
* “You two went shopping together a lot”
BECAUSE i was forced to because she never like shopping alone and plus I’m very picky of what I want and we don’t do grocery lists so sometimes the only reason I’d want to go is because I wanted something specific
So overall I hate when people CONSTANTLY say I’m upset about something I”m not, makes me want to punch things lol
My Best Flirt/Pick Up Line Yet
My weird hobby I do lately is flirting with people and using pick up lines and I think this was my best one yet and I used it on someone and this is how it went (warning some salty language below lol ) :)…
Me: Will you? ——> O
Person: You asking me to fuck your or marry you?
Me: Neither, it’s the future promise ring I’m going to get us when I finally make you mine one day so you and the rest of the world know your the only one for me :)
